Take That Phone and Shove It

Lyrics

Take That Phone and Shove It Lyrics by Winston Montgomery (Apologies to David Allen Coe & Johnny Paycheck) Take that phone and shove it I ain?t listening anymore I?m truly sad that they busted your Dad But to me it?s a flat out bore I?m tired of your sister?s operation And all that blood and gore Take that phone and shove it I ain?t listening anymore Now I always try to mind my own business So I hope you keep your nose out of mine But everywhere I go there?s some fool on their cell Making life a party line They talk too loud in the restaurant In the movies and even the shower On the highway their car is like a phone booth Going 90 miles an hour Take that phone and shove it I ain?t listening anymore I?m truly sad that they busted your Dad But to me it?s a flat out bore I?m tired of your sister?s operation And all that blood and gore Take that phone and shove it I ain?t listening anymore I?m sorry that your boyfriend?s such a jerk That your girlfriend is a whore Your horny boss cheats on his wife And chases you around the floor Buddy, I know you?re a real important dude And that big deal just can?t wait But if I can?t find a little peace and quiet There?s some action I?m gonna take Take that phone and shove it I ain?t listening anymore I?m truly sad that they busted your Dad But to me it?s a flat out bore I?m tired of your sister?s operation And all that blood and gore Take that phone and shove it I ain?t listening anymore Take that phone and shove it I ain't listening anymore

Credits

Lyrics Credits: Winston Montgomery

Music Credits: Davis Allen Coe

Producer Credits: Duvateen Records

Performance Credits: W. Montgomery

Description

Short Song Description: Take off of Johhny Paycheck's hit, "Take That Job and Shove It."

Metadata

Song Length: 2:44

Primary Genre: Country-General

Secondary Genre: -

Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)